"The Meanest Lawyers In Texas"
The Van Dyke Law Firm P.L.L.C. is home to Texas attorneys Jason Lee Van Dyke and Adam Swartz. We are apparently supposed to use this space to tell the entire world wide web why we are better than everybody else and to get ourselves to the top of Google's listings. Simply put, The Van Dyke Law Firm offers a highly practical "no bullshit" approach to the practice of law. When you hire The Van Dyke Law Firm, you can trust us to represent you to the best of our ability for a fair and reasonable rate. If you are looking for a lawyer who spends more money on his clothes than most people do on a house, you are unlikely to appreciate what it is we do here. Nobody in this firm drives a foreign-made luxury sedan, owns a vacation home, or is a member of a country club. Yet, somehow, our clients manage to remain highly satisfied with our work. Believe it or not, they are still able to afford their own foreign luxury sedans, vacation homes, and country club memberships after paying our bill!
Some people ask us why we call ourselves the meanest lawyers in Texas. The reason is simple: our clients don't want us shaking hands and kissing babies on their dime. We treat everybody professionally; but we don't compromise simply for the sake of compromise and we certainly don't tolerate disrespect. We are also unafraid of using novel arguments and tactics if we think that our clients may benefit from them. Visitors to this website tend to be looking for a lawyer - not a politician.
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Jason L. Van Dyke
The Van Dyke Law Firm
Jason Van Dyke is a Texas attorney that empathizes with his clients’ plights - whatever their cases
may be - and works hard towards the best possible results.